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I verste mening

Posted by Anita den januar 26, 2007

I et parforhold kan man av og til komme inn i spor. Noen spor er gode, mange er rett ut usunne. Når man har en forventning til hva partneren mener og føler og tolker alt partneren sier i samsvar med denne forventningen, og denne forventningen dessuten er av den pessimistiske sorten, kaller vi det ofte for «å ta ting i verste mening». I slike situasjoner sitter vi igjen med gode odds for en riktig opprivende luftrensende krangel.

Dagens vits er på engelsk og handler om overnevnte problematikk. Enjoy!


Not hangin’ right…

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, «What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?» And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband’s rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

«They’re not hanging Wright tonight,» she said.

He whirled around and screamed, «FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?»


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